Quotes      

A few of the more interesting ones:

There is no salvation without destruction, no hope this side of death.
                                Robert Jordan

Anyone with any imagination has to be afraid.
                                F. Scott Fitzgerald

I have no special gift, I am only passionately curious.
                                Albert Einstien

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
                                Unknown

If you drop your keys in a river of molten lava, let 'em go, 'cause man, they're gone.
                                Jack Handy

-Does anyone know what happens to a slave who strikes a Roman citizen?
-You stick a live snake up his ass?
-No, but VERY creative.
                                Mel Brooks

Even in heaven they don't sing all the time
                               Lawrence Ferlinghetti
 

I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast, for I intend to go in harm's way.
                               John Paul Jones

Caveat emptor
Let the buyer beware
                               Ancient Roman dictum

Hell at last.
                                John Milton

Another dark star sails,
Over the reefs of moonshine.
                                Sting

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
                                Grocho Marx

You're on an operating table.
You're counting backwards from 100.
You're feeling sleepy,
And you hear someone say: "Cool, our first bypass"
                                Unknown

You are still a victim of the accidents you meet.
                                Billy Joel

Existence is futile.
                                The lesser known fatalistic cult within the Collective